I know there are to many to list but I tried to narrow it down to the top 10. And even that was impossible – so here are the top 10 dumb quotes by Kim with a bonus quote making 11. I hope you enjoy!
Nice Vagina!
“You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought.”
Gag!
“I don’t like big balls on a dog.”
Screw You, Paris Hilton!
“If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross, I really don’t care. At least I have a butt.”
Gasp!
“It would be really sexy to have George Clooney once. I think he is so sexy!”
Gross Little Monkey!
“Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!”
White, White, White!
“White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white!”
OMFG!
“EWW. I’m at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breast feeding her baby with no coverup.”
Get Over It!
“I don’t understand why everyone is always going on about my butt. I’m Armenian. It’s normal.”
Leave Her Alone!
“LEAVE HER ALONE!!! She is so drop dead gorgeous, and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!” (About Jessica Simpson)
That’s Just Ridiculous!
“Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he’s dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously, who would walk to the beach like that?”
Not My Booty!
“I’ll have surgery at some point. I’ll never do my butt – I mean how would you sit down? But I’ll do my boobs for sure. I think at some point after I have kids they’ll need a lift and I’ll get them done.”
