When was the last time you heard one of the guys in the locker room say:
I feel like we never talk anymore.
Are you even listening to me?
I kind of want a hot dog.
I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
I just have to get through the next couple days.
Have you been avoiding me?
I’m so excited for fall.
Do you guys want to split something?
Oh my god you scared me!
We should have a picnic.
I’m turning into my mom.
Can you keep a secret?
I just can’t deal right now.
Come dance with me!
Just forget it.
Ew.
How do you work this?
Come visit me at work today.
Do you want to split a cookie? They’re really good here.
That tickles.
